What I really want to know is what Benedict Cumberbatch sounded like before he hit puberty.
morristibbs: IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
renkos: sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
russiasutcliffe: meladoodle: hazel-willow78: meladoodle: bologna is a fucked up word it’s named after a place in Italy. italy is a fucked up country ne ne papa what the fuck did you just say
how to be a "real woman": a guide
ofgeography: 1. do you identify as a woman 2. congratulations you’re a real woman
sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too… It tastes like an...
inbroadwayvalley: thesummeroflike: aegisaglow: thesummeroflike: peewentz: are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange which came first: the orange or orange Orange was first used to refer to the fruit around 1300 but not used as a color word until around 1540. then what was the colour called before then there was no...
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”